Vegetables Kill

Filed under: Conversations with the Taco Prophet — Dr. Tuba @ 11:07 pm November 23, 2008

Taco Prophet: hey do you remember when the singer to Boston died?

Taco Prophet: well they got another singer that sounds just like Brad Delp

Taco Prophet: he sounds a lot like him

Taco Prophet: sounds good

DrTuba: really? Brad Delp died?

Taco Prophet: check out the boston site. i think it may still be up there

Taco Prophet: on there*

Taco Prophet: bostonband.com I think

DrTuba: damn i didn’t know that

DrTuba: i woulda done some tributes

Taco Prophet: let me look it up real quick here

Taco Prophet: http://www.bandboston.com/flashsite8_7_08.html

Taco Prophet: scroll down to the bottom of the page

DrTuba: what an annoying site

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: I know

Taco Prophet: fsheeeeeeeeeeeeeem

DrTuba: bottom of which page?

Taco Prophet: go to the tab with the band members list. then pick brad delp then scroll to bottom

Taco Prophet: there you will find about his death

DrTuba: he was a vegetarian

DrTuba: that’s why

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: of course

Taco Prophet: lol

DrTuba: i’d kill myself if i was

DrTuba: within a month much the less what, 38 years?

Taco Prophet: NO MORE VEGGIES AND SOY BURGERS!!! *stab stab stab*

DrTuba: i’d be sitting there

DrTuba: in an empty room

DrTuba: at a table with a single light above it

DrTuba: on the table would be a soy burger

DrTuba: next to it a gun

DrTuba: i’d look at one, then the other

DrTuba: then back again, deciding which to eat

DrTuba: and eventually settle on the gun

Taco Prophet: lmao

Taco Prophet: *click* BLAM

Taco Prophet: but for me…..

DrTuba: i’d probably give the soy burger the finger with my other hand as i was pulling that trigger

Taco Prophet: I would shoot at the soy burger first. then blow my brains out

DrTuba: the soy burger wants to be destroyed, it’s a food product

DrTuba: shooting it is only another way of giving it what it wants

DrTuba: better to let it sit, unrotting because it’s anti-food and not even insects will eat it

Taco Prophet: 0.0

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: ooooooookay

DrTuba: like soy burger hell

DrTuba: and in some factory somewhere

DrTuba: some vegetarian who put love and good energy into that soy burger so that it would nourish some heathen meat eater would break out in a rash that wouldn’t go away

DrTuba: because *that* soy burger remained in existence

Taco Prophet: lol

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