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	<title>The T00B!!!</title>
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		<title>Vegetables Kill</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tuba</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Conversations with the Taco Prophet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Taco Prophet: hey do you remember when the singer to Boston died?
Taco Prophet: well they got another singer that sounds just like Brad Delp
Taco Prophet: he sounds a lot like him
Taco Prophet: sounds good
DrTuba: really? Brad Delp died?
Taco Prophet: check out the boston site. i think it may still be up there
Taco Prophet: on there*
Taco [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.drtuba.com/images/taco.png"><img class="alignleft" title="The Taco Prophet" src="http://www.drtuba.com/images/taco.png" alt="" width="150" height="98" /></a><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: hey do you remember when the singer to Boston died?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: well they got another singer that sounds just like Brad Delp</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: he sounds a lot like him</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: sounds good</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: really? Brad Delp died?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: check out the boston site. i think it may still be up there</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: on there*</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: bostonband.com I think</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: damn i didn&#8217;t know that</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: i woulda done some tributes</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: let me look it up real quick here</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: http://www.bandboston.com/flashsite8_7_08.html</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: scroll down to the bottom of the page</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: what an annoying site</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: I know</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: fsheeeeeeeeeeeeeem</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: bottom of which page?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: go to the tab with the band members list. then pick brad delp then scroll to bottom</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: there you will find about his death</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: he was a vegetarian</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: that&#8217;s why</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: of course</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: i&#8217;d kill myself if i was</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: within a month much the less what, 38 years?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: NO MORE VEGGIES AND SOY BURGERS!!! *stab stab stab*</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: i&#8217;d be sitting there</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: in an empty room</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: at a table with a single light above it</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: on the table would be a soy burger</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: next to it a gun</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: i&#8217;d look at one, then the other</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: then back again, deciding which to eat</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: and eventually settle on the gun</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lmao</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: *click* BLAM</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: but for me&#8230;..</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: i&#8217;d probably give the soy burger the finger with my other hand as i was pulling that trigger</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: I would shoot at the soy burger first. then blow my brains out</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: the soy burger wants to be destroyed, it&#8217;s a food product</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: shooting it is only another way of giving it what it wants</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: better to let it sit, unrotting because it&#8217;s anti-food and not even insects will eat it</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: 0.0</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: ooooooookay</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: like soy burger hell</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: and in some factory somewhere</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: some vegetarian who put love and good energy into that soy burger so that it would nourish some heathen meat eater would break out in a rash that wouldn&#8217;t go away</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ffff;">DrTuba</span>: because *that* soy burger remained in existence</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
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		<title>Conversations with the Taco Prophet</title>
		<link>http://www.drtuba.com/?p=8</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tuba</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Conversations with the Taco Prophet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There are prophets, yae (?&#8230; how the hell do you even spell that?), even unto this day.  I converse with one regularly, the Taco Prophet.
What follows is an account of our conversation.  The only editing is for spelling and to remove personal data.
Learn and know, oh plebians of the Taco King!

Taco Prophet: you know whats [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are prophets, yae (?&#8230; how the hell do you even spell that?), even unto this day.  I converse with one regularly, the Taco Prophet.</p>
<p>What follows is an account of our conversation.  The only editing is for spelling and to remove personal data.</p>
<p>Learn and know, oh plebians of the Taco King!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.drtuba.com/images/taco.png"><img class="alignleft" title="Taco!" src="http://www.drtuba.com/images/taco.png" alt="" width="150" height="98" /></a></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: you know whats disturbing, creepy, and wrong?</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: ?</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: &lt;pseudonym&#8217;s (clever eh?)&gt; sex life?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: and a whole bunch of ewww to that</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: no</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: listening to air supply while playing chaos (Warhammer Online, folks)</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: lmao</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: why are you listening to air supply recreationally to begin with?</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: setting the mood for your hand?</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: this music makes me cry thinking about a lost girlfriend all the while killing innocent villagers in a MMORPG</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: lmao</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: well that&#8217;s one way to lose them</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: kk all mages accept 1 tank in rvr</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: think well win?</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: better chance of frosty the snowman walking through downtown hell</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lmao</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: wow we took one down</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: w00t</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: lol</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: build a man a fire, and he&#8217;ll be warm for a night</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: set a man on fire, and he&#8217;ll be warm for the rest of his life</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: and very resentful</p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;">Taco Prophet</span>: and scared of fire</p>
<p><span style="color: #00ccff;">DrTuba</span>: lol</p>
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		<title>Yay! A New Theme!</title>
		<link>http://www.drtuba.com/?p=6</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tuba</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Site Crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cuz you know, that pile of fail I generated with an online source wasn&#8217;t bad enough.  SO I decided to step up and pick a developed theme!  I think I messed it up enough so that it doesn&#8217;t seem to be able to be taken too seriously.
Let&#8217;s face it, I suck at things like theming.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cuz you know, that pile of fail I generated with an online source wasn&#8217;t bad enough.  SO I decided to step up and pick a developed theme!  I think I messed it up enough so that it doesn&#8217;t seem to be able to be taken too seriously.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s face it, I suck at things like theming.  Ever since the &#8220;ZOMG LERN 2 SKIN WINAMP PRZ&#8221; days of yore, I have been marginally helpless with skinning.  Add that into my scriptlexia, and no way am I able to make a site them.  Hey, if you think you got a good theme in mind!  Rock on and holler to me!</p>
<p>Otherwise this is what you get until I can kludge something else together.</p>
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		<title>Wookies Just Wanna Have Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.drtuba.com/?p=3</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:49:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dr. Tuba</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mindlessness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Somedays, you just need to cut loose.

Yeah it&#8217;s back again.  I got 1.5 stories up (the second was a bonus multi-part bonanza now lost in space) when a korean hacker decided to infiltrate my VPS to such a degree that they were forced to rebuild it.  Now&#8230; my host charged extra for security updates, settings [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Somedays, you just need to cut loose.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.drtuba.com/images/wookie.jpg" alt="Rrrroooaawwrrrr" width="400" height="259" /></p>
<p>Yeah it&#8217;s back again.  I got 1.5 stories up (the second was a bonus multi-part bonanza now lost in space) when a korean hacker decided to infiltrate my VPS to such a degree that they were forced to rebuild it.  Now&#8230; my host charged extra for security updates, settings and monitoring.  Needless to say, they&#8217;re no longer my host.</p>
<p>I picked a well known and reputable company who I won&#8217;t name unless they slide me a discount&#8230; hint hint.  I might someday bring them literally tens of customers!!!</p>
<p>Then again mebbe not.  Either way, I get to virtually spew and pretend it&#8217;s entertaining, so as to take the edge of my RL job before I purchase a chainsaw to bring to work someday.</p>
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