Taco Prophet: hey do you remember when the singer to Boston died?

Taco Prophet: well they got another singer that sounds just like Brad Delp

Taco Prophet: he sounds a lot like him

Taco Prophet: sounds good

DrTuba: really? Brad Delp died?

Taco Prophet: check out the boston site. i think it may still be up there

Taco Prophet: on there*

Taco Prophet: bostonband.com I think

DrTuba: damn i didn’t know that

DrTuba: i woulda done some tributes

Taco Prophet: let me look it up real quick here

Taco Prophet: http://www.bandboston.com/flashsite8_7_08.html

Taco Prophet: scroll down to the bottom of the page

DrTuba: what an annoying site

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: I know

Taco Prophet: fsheeeeeeeeeeeeeem

DrTuba: bottom of which page?

Taco Prophet: go to the tab with the band members list. then pick brad delp then scroll to bottom

Taco Prophet: there you will find about his death

DrTuba: he was a vegetarian

DrTuba: that’s why

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: of course

Taco Prophet: lol

DrTuba: i’d kill myself if i was

DrTuba: within a month much the less what, 38 years?

Taco Prophet: NO MORE VEGGIES AND SOY BURGERS!!! *stab stab stab*

DrTuba: i’d be sitting there

DrTuba: in an empty room

DrTuba: at a table with a single light above it

DrTuba: on the table would be a soy burger

DrTuba: next to it a gun

DrTuba: i’d look at one, then the other

DrTuba: then back again, deciding which to eat

DrTuba: and eventually settle on the gun

Taco Prophet: lmao

Taco Prophet: *click* BLAM

Taco Prophet: but for me…..

DrTuba: i’d probably give the soy burger the finger with my other hand as i was pulling that trigger

Taco Prophet: I would shoot at the soy burger first. then blow my brains out

DrTuba: the soy burger wants to be destroyed, it’s a food product

DrTuba: shooting it is only another way of giving it what it wants

DrTuba: better to let it sit, unrotting because it’s anti-food and not even insects will eat it

Taco Prophet: 0.0

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: ooooooookay

DrTuba: like soy burger hell

DrTuba: and in some factory somewhere

DrTuba: some vegetarian who put love and good energy into that soy burger so that it would nourish some heathen meat eater would break out in a rash that wouldn’t go away

DrTuba: because *that* soy burger remained in existence

Taco Prophet: lol

There are prophets, yae (?… how the hell do you even spell that?), even unto this day.  I converse with one regularly, the Taco Prophet.

What follows is an account of our conversation.  The only editing is for spelling and to remove personal data.

Learn and know, oh plebians of the Taco King!

Taco Prophet: you know whats disturbing, creepy, and wrong?

DrTuba: ?

DrTuba: <pseudonym’s (clever eh?)> sex life?

Taco Prophet: lol

Taco Prophet: and a whole bunch of ewww to that

Taco Prophet: no

DrTuba: lol

Taco Prophet: listening to air supply while playing chaos (Warhammer Online, folks)

DrTuba: lmao

DrTuba: why are you listening to air supply recreationally to begin with?

DrTuba: setting the mood for your hand?

Taco Prophet: this music makes me cry thinking about a lost girlfriend all the while killing innocent villagers in a MMORPG

DrTuba: lmao

DrTuba: well that’s one way to lose them

Taco Prophet: kk all mages accept 1 tank in rvr

Taco Prophet: think well win?

DrTuba: lol

DrTuba: better chance of frosty the snowman walking through downtown hell

Taco Prophet: lmao

Taco Prophet: wow we took one down

DrTuba: w00t

DrTuba: dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa

Taco Prophet: lol

DrTuba: build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night

DrTuba: set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life

Taco Prophet: and very resentful

Taco Prophet: and scared of fire

DrTuba: lol

Cuz you know, that pile of fail I generated with an online source wasn’t bad enough.  SO I decided to step up and pick a developed theme!  I think I messed it up enough so that it doesn’t seem to be able to be taken too seriously.

Let’s face it, I suck at things like theming.  Ever since the “ZOMG LERN 2 SKIN WINAMP PRZ” days of yore, I have been marginally helpless with skinning.  Add that into my scriptlexia, and no way am I able to make a site them.  Hey, if you think you got a good theme in mind!  Rock on and holler to me!

Otherwise this is what you get until I can kludge something else together.

Somedays, you just need to cut loose.

Yeah it’s back again.  I got 1.5 stories up (the second was a bonus multi-part bonanza now lost in space) when a korean hacker decided to infiltrate my VPS to such a degree that they were forced to rebuild it.  Now… my host charged extra for security updates, settings and monitoring.  Needless to say, they’re no longer my host.

I picked a well known and reputable company who I won’t name unless they slide me a discount… hint hint.  I might someday bring them literally tens of customers!!!

Then again mebbe not.  Either way, I get to virtually spew and pretend it’s entertaining, so as to take the edge of my RL job before I purchase a chainsaw to bring to work someday.